“This Publication by Some Child is Flattering” 

Alfonso Noble, editor of The Guardian newspaper, told News Five today that when he first saw the rival publication, he assumed it was a school project. “I thought it was a school project. You know, children are given these assignments to do various things, sometimes in the media and what have you, and create a newspaper and that kind of thing. And I was flattered, actually, that a child would come up with such an idea of doing a school project.”

Two versions of the United Democratic Party’s paper have been produced—one by long-time editor Alfonso Noble and the other shared by Moses ‘Shyne’ Barrow supporter Delroy Cutkelvin.

Noble stated that he had no concerns over the rival version of ‘The Guardian’. “When you open it in the first, page after the headline, you have who publishes it and the name of the editor and what have you.”

He found it amusing that someone, whom he referred to as “a child,” would want to emulate the work The Guardian does and seemed unbothered by the publication’s apparent opposition to their content. “This publication by some child, it’s flattering for us, actually, The Guardian because somebody would want to emulate what we do is just beyond is beyond me.  I’m proud of myself really and of the work that we do at the Guardian newspaper.”

Noble joked that “the child” might be “suffering from some makoabi or goma of what has taken place in the leadership of the UDP and they would want to place the former leader on every page.”

When asked which version the readers should read, Noble said, “The reader must be able to decipher for themselves what is real and what is not, what comes from the multiverse, from the other dimension  or the parallel reality.”